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For Want of a Gift by Advanced-Dorkness For Want of a Gift :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 10 3 Larger Than Life by Advanced-Dorkness Larger Than Life :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 5 3 The Harsher Side by Advanced-Dorkness The Harsher Side :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 13 12 ME - Encounter by Advanced-Dorkness ME - Encounter :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 12 2 ME- Pirate Raid by Advanced-Dorkness ME- Pirate Raid :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 5 3 Mission Failure by Advanced-Dorkness Mission Failure :iconadvanced-dorkness:Advanced-Dorkness 9 2


Pizza II by UsagiGami Pizza II :iconusagigami:UsagiGami 141 1 Pancakes with Honey by UsagiGami Pancakes with Honey :iconusagigami:UsagiGami 93 0 Conquering Turian Mountain by JesterDK Conquering Turian Mountain :iconjesterdk:JesterDK 25 16 Dexter Run forwards Animation by Placemario Dexter Run forwards Animation :iconplacemario:Placemario 39 8 I wanted to tell you for so long... by Cindyspr I wanted to tell you for so long... :iconcindyspr:Cindyspr 103 11 Rose Quartz Screencap Redraw by Cherry-Treats Rose Quartz Screencap Redraw :iconcherry-treats:Cherry-Treats 189 9 Retsuko x Haida Comic by MichaelJLarson Retsuko x Haida Comic :iconmichaeljlarson:MichaelJLarson 344 30 Quarian Quibble (COMMISSION) by squarerootofdestiny Quarian Quibble (COMMISSION) :iconsquarerootofdestiny:squarerootofdestiny 22 4 her hairs so big cuz its full of secrets by Micky-Ann her hairs so big cuz its full of secrets :iconmicky-ann:Micky-Ann 249 3 'I wanted to tell you for so long' - SU by Koizumi-Marichan 'I wanted to tell you for so long' - SU :iconkoizumi-marichan:Koizumi-Marichan 2,847 120 Winter by Love2DrawManga Winter :iconlove2drawmanga:Love2DrawManga 40 13 Pocket Camp by Boosify Pocket Camp :iconboosify:Boosify 21 0 Chinese New Year 2018! by Seyumei Chinese New Year 2018! :iconseyumei:Seyumei 1,045 185 FF: Pocket Camp by Seyumei FF: Pocket Camp :iconseyumei:Seyumei 433 46 Sick Kicks by NegaNeon Sick Kicks :iconneganeon:NegaNeon 234 11 Aggresive Retsuko by Solutarou Aggresive Retsuko :iconsolutarou:Solutarou 231 24



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This originally started out as a super long canvas because I expected it to be one continuous comic strip and wasn't sure where it was going to cut off.  But as I sketched the panel composition, I ended up separating it into parts.  So here's two "pages" in one!

This exposition is basically a repeat of what was on my old account, but in my script-on-a-napkin it does lead up to what will happen next.

By the way, "HFFFST" is meant to be the hissing sound of when you suck in air through your teeth.

Mass Effect © BioWare
This morning, the citizens of Hawaii received a message that a missile was heading our way.  "A ballistic missile threat is inbound to Hawaii.  Seek immediate shelter.  This is not a drill," it said.  Yet why weren't we hearing any sirens going off?

I texted with my mom that we loved each other, and for some reason didn't cry.  I "knew" I was going to die, so my thoughts went sort of like, "Welp, this is it.  Oh well."  So for the next several minutes, I was petting the dogs (I work at a doggie daycare) and filling up buckets and bowls with water in case the blast somehow didn't instantly kill us all.

Thankfully it turned out to be a false alarm.  Apparently someone at Civil Defense pressed a wrong button during shift change.  It's being investigated and Senator Schatz has called out the incompetence of letting this state-wide panic go on for almost 40 minutes.

Oh, and I found out Jim Carrey was here in the state.  Poor guy woke up to the alarm.



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WlanProductions Featured By Owner May 6, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
NewPlanComics Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the recent :+fav: of Echoing Passions drawn by :iconk-laine:. Please take a moment to visit the artist's page and let her know what you think of her incredible work on my Mass Effect  character.
Advanced-Dorkness Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018  Hobbyist
In a way, I already have.  I already faved and commented on it with my old account, this is just a new one.
NewPlanComics Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Okay, cool!

ZER0GEO Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave
Crystalcupcakes237 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2017
Hello my name is Cry-Chan :)

And congratulations you've earned a watcher!!!!!!! :party:

And a friend :hug:
Advanced-Dorkness Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist
Thanks!  I see that you're a Powerpuff Girls fan.  So am I, though I haven't drawn PPG stuff in a long time.

I'm watching you too now.  :D
Crystalcupcakes237 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
No problem and thanks ^^
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